Jesus is watching...(joke)? - parrot piercing belly
A thief breaks into a house, and while he moves his property owners with a flashlight, a voice crackled in the silence: "Jesus looked at them.
The thief leaps and shines a light into the room and reveals a parrot in a cage. "What?" He asked.
"Jesus is watching us," repeated the parrot.
The burglar laughs and continues the search in the drawers and boxes.
"Jesus is watching" the bells parrot.
The thief does what he does and goes to the birds. "They are very talkative. What is your name?"
"Hortense," said the parrot.
"Laughed Hortense? Burgler." What kind of identificationIOT Hortenfia name a parrot? "
"The same type as the name of Jesus Pit Bull".
Monday, February 15, 2010
Parrot Piercing Belly Jesus Is Watching...(joke)?
8 comments:
An old, but A CLASSIC
very very funny
Nice 1 lol
That was fun good job.
well.
Yes, it's the best joke that I laughed for ages. 10 of 10
Hee hee!
I LOVED IT !!!!!!!!! 10/10
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